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Nearly half of the men in the world suffer from some form of hair loss. It’s generally accepted that it’s something the vast majority of males will have to endure at some point in their life. Incredibly, a massive 80% of men who reach 80 years-old will suffer from some level of baldness.
Yet for something that is so prevalent, it carries with it an awful lot of problems that only those who suffer from hair loss can understand. Unfortunately, baldness – much like the common cold – still doesn’t have a ‘cure’. If there was ever a simple lotion invented that could be rubbed onto a smooth head and produce luscious locks, it would surely take over from viagra as the most appreciated medical discovery for men in the last 20 years. And someone would be very, very rich.
Many males – particularly those with baldness in the family – will likely claim they are unaffected at the prospect of losing their hair, not realising the problems that arise when a person becomes a ‘brother of the scalp’. It’s not just your general appearance that has to be taken into consideration, there’s also a myriad of other issues that arise once your hair decides it would be happier occupying other parts of your body.
So for all those men with a full head of hair, looking at their bald fathers with a sense of dread – or even perhaps acceptance – here’s fifteen problems you may have to face one day.
If you’re going to meet someone for the first time who has never seen a picture of you, there can be a bit of awkwardness on your behalf when it comes to describing yourself beforehand.
Although you may be able to appreciate the fact these people are trying to make you feel better, 90% of the time this statement is a total lie.
If they think being bald is such a better look than having hair, just wait ’til they start losing theirs. Or you shave their head as they sleep.
Depending on what age you lose it, there will likely come a point where you completely forgot you ever even had hair in the first place.
It may be that you never even developed it, and just stayed bald from the moment you were born. Sadly, you’ll then find a photo of you in your early-teens and get bitter about the whole thing, or laugh outwardly at how ridiculous you looked while you die inside.
Some People Assume You’re a Lot Older Than You Really Are.
With varying degrees of baldness can come different levels of ‘artificial ageing’.
When it starts at the temples with bit of a bald spot, people assume you’re a couple of years older than you really are. But then by the time you’re displaying a solitary patch of hair around the back of your head, expect people to ask if your girlfriend is your daughter.
Constantly Being Told You Look Like A Famous (Usually Ugly) Bald Man
This wouldn’t be so bad if it was always Vin Diesel from his early career.
Sadly though – depending on age and physique – it’s often Michael Chiklis from American Horror Story, the ever popular Homer Simpson, Telly Savalas in his later years, or, if you’re particularly unlucky, Sloth from the Goonies.
You Enter Denial
When you first start realising there seems to be more and more hair in the plughole after a shower, you’ll enter the first stage of going bald: denial.
You’ll come up with all sorts of excuses in your mind: maybe you’re just excessively shedding body hair, that’s a double crown not a bald spot, you’re too young/cool/frightened to lose your hair.
The first step to get through this denial is to deal with it – just like so many other men have to. Do NOT comb anything over anything else.
No matter how perfect we are as a human, baldness always reminds us how imperfect we are when we face the society and our family & relatives. With our sole objective of solving baldness problem of the people around us and make them stand more confident in the society we introduce Madhoi Malati to you. A innovative yet secret composition of 18 herbs hand picked by Best Craftsmen nominated artist Tridib Mahanta who lives in the NorthEast India, the land of Blue hills and Red rivers.
Thank you
Nearly half of the men in the world suffer from some form of hair loss. It’s generally accepted that it’s something the vast majority of males will have to endure at some point in their life. Incredibly, a massive 80% of men who reach 80 years-old will suffer from some level of baldness.
Yet for something that is so prevalent, it carries with it an awful lot of problems that only those who suffer from hair loss can understand. Unfortunately, baldness – much like the common cold – still doesn’t have a ‘cure’. If there was ever a simple lotion invented that could be rubbed onto a smooth head and produce luscious locks, it would surely take over from viagra as the most appreciated medical discovery for men in the last 20 years. And someone would be very, very rich.
Many males – particularly those with baldness in the family – will likely claim they are unaffected at the prospect of losing their hair, not realising the problems that arise when a person becomes a ‘brother of the scalp’. It’s not just your general appearance that has to be taken into consideration, there’s also a myriad of other issues that arise once your hair decides it would be happier occupying other parts of your body.
So for all those men with a full head of hair, looking at their bald fathers with a sense of dread – or even perhaps acceptance – here’s fifteen problems you may have to face one day.
If you’re going to meet someone for the first time who has never seen a picture of you, there can be a bit of awkwardness on your behalf when it comes to describing yourself beforehand.
Although you may be able to appreciate the fact these people are trying to make you feel better, 90% of the time this statement is a total lie.
If they think being bald is such a better look than having hair, just wait ’til they start losing theirs. Or you shave their head as they sleep.
Depending on what age you lose it, there will likely come a point where you completely forgot you ever even had hair in the first place.
It may be that you never even developed it, and just stayed bald from the moment you were born. Sadly, you’ll then find a photo of you in your early-teens and get bitter about the whole thing, or laugh outwardly at how ridiculous you looked while you die inside.
Some People Assume You’re a Lot Older Than You Really Are.
With varying degrees of baldness can come different levels of ‘artificial ageing’.
When it starts at the temples with bit of a bald spot, people assume you’re a couple of years older than you really are. But then by the time you’re displaying a solitary patch of hair around the back of your head, expect people to ask if your girlfriend is your daughter.
Constantly Being Told You Look Like A Famous (Usually Ugly) Bald Man
This wouldn’t be so bad if it was always Vin Diesel from his early career.
Sadly though – depending on age and physique – it’s often Michael Chiklis from American Horror Story, the ever popular Homer Simpson, Telly Savalas in his later years, or, if you’re particularly unlucky, Sloth from the Goonies.
You Enter Denial
When you first start realising there seems to be more and more hair in the plughole after a shower, you’ll enter the first stage of going bald: denial.
You’ll come up with all sorts of excuses in your mind: maybe you’re just excessively shedding body hair, that’s a double crown not a bald spot, you’re too young/cool/frightened to lose your hair.
The first step to get through this denial is to deal with it – just like so many other men have to. Do NOT comb anything over anything else.
No matter how perfect we are as a human, baldness always reminds us how imperfect we are when we face the society and our family & relatives. With our sole objective of solving baldness problem of the people around us and make them stand more confident in the society we introduce Madhoi Malati to you. A innovative yet secret composition of 18 herbs hand picked by Best Craftsmen nominated artist Tridib Mahanta who lives in the NorthEast India, the land of Blue hills and Red rivers.
Thank you
